The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.
When Shirin cuts my hair, it’s like a love affair.
The bread rose.
The dough has not yet risen, but it will today!
I like this guy.
(Source: youtube.com, via supersailormarx)
Wonderful mashup of Imagine and Band on the Run.
I remember ‘97, when my jaw dropped.
Most of them should meet an untimely death before they ever appear in the pages of your novel and ruin everything.
I’ve had this brother since I was born.