Max Yoder

I’m a human. What are you?

“I know the Chinese invented gun powder 2000 years ago. Wonder what took them so long to figure out they can shoot each other with it.”

– Jon, after learning the first firearm was created in 1260

“When everyone you meet is either an author, entrepreneur, or ExactTarget employee, you forget people can make money doing other things. Like exploiting mental illness.”

– Alex Gaughan, on Dr. Phil and mental illness

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”

– Robin Williams

This is an important reminder that somebody out there really loves Snoopy.